A pretty normal picture, a few things on the floor. A cute dog. Guitar case. Whatever. Par for the course.
But, on the other side of the room, this is what you would have seen:
Now, I'm not one to place false blame, but I do believe, mixed in with that shredded toilet paper, are a couple of very strategically placed dog toys, a rawhide bone, and a pillow with a clear imprint on a poodle on it, who may or may not have been sleeping on it when I woke up this morning.
Or, perhaps this is a clearer depiction:
And will you look at that face:
Hard to be mad at that, huh?
Oh, and from the local security camera, check out this action shot:
I rest my case.